Showing posts with label wedding dress. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wedding dress. Show all posts

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Just a regular Pretzelly Saturday.


I am such a hopeless slave to consumer-driven society. Today whilst watching a tv show (okay: It was a kids cartoon. Shut up.) they showed the characters going to a fair-ground and eating those big large soft pretzels.

Instantly, I was on the net looking for recipes. The only place you can get those big pretzels that I've found is a mere 3 hour drive from my house in Coastal/rural Australia. I LOVE the cinnamon sugar one sooo much. And the vanilla almond ones. And...

So anyway. I am now waiting impatiently for my yeast to rise so I can cook them. I even went out to buy yeast and baking powder, so dedicated was I to my baking idea.

I should go for a walk or run, but I have a terrible head cold... (excuses, excuses), so am drinking coffee and eating 3 tim tams instead. *sigh*. One week til the City to Surf.
Today whilst buying my yeast, I ran into another rubenesque goddess who I haven't seen for a while. She also recently got married, so I confessed my fears about going to buy "The Dress". It was so good to talk to someone who gets it. She had the same problems apparently, and told me she once walked into a local lingerie shop, only to be looked up and down by the sales clerk and told "We have nothing in your size".
!!!
The girl is maybe a size 22! And thank goodness she is no push-over, so she gave this woman the biggest serving she's probably ever had. YAY! - Go girl!
She ended up trying on dress after dress and leaving stores in tears, which is exactly what I envision happening to me. Her advice - go to the bigger stores in the city where they have more range, or get something made for you. And definitly DON'T settle for second best. Ever.
Don't you love her?
btw - she looked absolutely STUNNING on her wedding day, in a dress inspired by the Queen of Hearts! It was white and red, and definitely made the most of her 'assets'. VIVA Michelle!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Ok - I'm having a fully fledged fat-girl FREAK-OUT!!!

Am REALLY freaking out about trying on wedding dresses. I have been avoiding it. The thing is, it's the dress. The one that's meant to make you feel spectacular. And I know I'm too fat to be a bride. I am. I'm gonna look horrible and I'm gonna hate that I do, and then i'm gonna regret it for ever. Can I swap bodies for the day?

I dont want to go dress shopping and have what normally happens happen. It looks dreamy on the rack, and then I put it on and I bulge out of it like a ham with those strings around it. Or worse still - I cant even get it on at all. And it'll be like "oh well for your size, we have THESE dresses..." yuk.

Am having a MAJOR fat-girl freak-out here. i dont wanna get married. I dont want to be a fat bride. But if I post-pone it to diet - what if I never get thin? (Hey - I've had no success so far). Then what?

What if I look fat in every wedding photo? The photos that I will never show my kids, because I'm so embarrassed. What if my only memory of my wedding day, is how frumpy I felt? And - what if my bridesmaids show me up? Which is very likely considering the exotic beauties I have as friends... Ok, I want my friends to look and feel stunning on the day too, but god damn it -

It's MY DAY!!!

Just for one goddamn day - just one - I wanna be the most gorgeous woman in the room. JUST ONCE.

Oh god... I'm freaking out. badly. Help.

help. I dont wanna get married. I mean, I love Ben and I wanna be with him for ever...

...But I just dont wanna be a fat bride.

help.

Oh god NO.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Red and yellow and pink and green...


There are too many colour combinations. I dont think I'll go with Cherry Blossoms now... as it'll be Autumn here in Oz, not Spring, so we'd have to use fake flowers or have them imported. bugger.
Dress: I just want a nice non-frou-frou, non puffy, non-sleevless dress: Is that so hard???
Maybe something vintage? These are a few I found so far that I like...

And DEFINITELY these boots or jiffys!

FANTASTIC site - Gorgeous weddings at Junebug. Take a look.