Helloooo? (oooooooo?)
Is anyone out there? (out there? out there?)
Hey! there's an echo! (an echo! an echo!)
I'm the king of the world! (king of the world! king of the world!)
Yii! (Yii! Yii!)
Geronimo! (eronimo! eronimo!)

Hmmm, what would Geronimo actually say in that situation, I wonder? Would he just say: Me!

I'm feeling a little disheartened, just quietly. Because I'm not sure if anyone is actually reading this. Am I just rabbitting on and on to myself here.... that would be oh-so pathetic and sad if it were the case. I don't know if what I have to say has any relevance or is of any interest to anyone else at all.

Maybe I really am Boring.

Does anything I have to say matter? Does anyone care? Why should they, right? I'm just your average shmo.

*shrugs* wow, I feel a whole lot worse for having written and thought these things. But, hey - I suppose I'm in no danger of anyone actually reading them, right!?

....right.

*ahem*

*whistles nonchalantly* (cue the tumbleweed, and singing crickets, and hollow-sounding winds)

...ok! It's way too lonely and empty in here - I'm going!