A rider for a rider...

Ok in answer to Dalim's challenge - a description of my rider, for when I am a famous rider.

(For those who are going "huh?": It's a like a list of demands that need to be met before you even THINK about performing.)

1) My horse's stable must be heated and air-conditioned, with full access to hot and cold running water.
2) My horse and I will only drink bottled Evian.
3) Full body shiatsu massage before and after competeing - for both me and the horse.
4) A full and accurate print out of the EXACT times of my events. Set in stone, unless I need to change them.
5) My events will never be on before 10:30am, and I will never arrive home in the dark.
6) A little japanese man to make me fresh sushi at anytime of the day.
7) A laundry service to whisk away dirty rugs, clothes, bandages etc... and bring them back sweet-smelling, ironed and folded.
8) I do NOT compete in the rain.
9) If it does rain: Refer to point 8.
10) Peanut M&Ms. Keep em coming.

That should do for starters... What do you think SABRINA? :)